enter the breadbasket

nonabones:

genderfluidsirius:

no but kids from pureblood families going through embarrassing weaboo phases except they become obsessed with muggle pop culture

5th years carrying around pink razr phones from 2004 and awkwardly inserting “text speak” into daily conversations

11 year olds carrying plush carebears backpacks into transfiguration

everyone of them using outdated muggle slang incorrectly, making all of the muggleborns wince in pain

that is so fucking cute and hilarious

glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of image

straightwhiteboyproblems:

take me home….

straightwhiteboyproblems:

take me home….

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

ckwh:

here he is, goku!

ckwh:

here he is, goku!

metapianycist:

image: the user deepsky28 making an answerable question post “How many of you have no sexual feelings?” in asexual tags
theacenightwatch:

Do not touch this post, it’s a trap.
Last time this blog did this, they went into your ask and asked inappropriate and arbitrary questions (sometimes on anon) to see if you fell into their flawed model of asexuality.
They then began to make lists of ‘real’ asexuals and ‘fake’ asexuals.
All of the people on both these lists identify as asexual, the blog owner does not.
This is not a thing to get involved with, be safe.

metapianycist:

image: the user deepsky28 making an answerable question post “How many of you have no sexual feelings?” in asexual tags

theacenightwatch:

Do not touch this post, it’s a trap.

Last time this blog did this, they went into your ask and asked inappropriate and arbitrary questions (sometimes on anon) to see if you fell into their flawed model of asexuality.

They then began to make lists of ‘real’ asexuals and ‘fake’ asexuals.

All of the people on both these lists identify as asexual, the blog owner does not.

This is not a thing to get involved with, be safe.

pieflavoredjuice:

thecityofpaper:

do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order

OH MY GOD I ALWAYS FELT REALLY WEIRD FOR DOING THIS. I DIDN’T REALIZE THERE WERE OTHERS

theownerofthetruestcock:

as i have watched all of the minecraft lets plays in a week i have noticed

  1. micheal has become much more nice towards gavin
  2. gavin has stopped setting things on fire

i believe the two are related

What happens when teens are home alone
According to social media: wild and crazy party time!
Me: fuck yeah I can take my headphones off