I finally managed to get a copy of Photoshop (the CS2 version is free now! Go get it!), which means I can now produce images that look marginally terrible instead of entirely terrible. Posting them under the cut - feel free to take and use them for your own purposes.
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"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"
Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go
#basically the plot of x-men
why do i always assume everyone looks like their icon
im not kidding
if your icon was a goat
i would think that you are a goat
"aesthetic" is a very good word, important word. "i love the fifties." no you don’t the fifties kinda TOTALLY SUCKED for many human beings in America. "i love fifties aesthetic" well then, awesome. go you with your bright blocks of color and cute skirts and mini jackets and hair poufs.
look at these fucking hats. mod c thinks they’re ugly but we are legally obligated to let you know about new homestuck merch so
we’ve done it
a hat on a fucking hat
this is truly the pinnacle of homestuck merchandise
This is exactly what would happen
i have sinned.
i swear to god